sirlightbulb:

prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

assgod:

i regret every selfie a day later

destinydeoxys:

if evolution is fake then explain pokemon

brittany-archdale:

precumming:

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someone is on my blog via wiiu lmao

Probably an 8 year old boy googling pre cum because it’s his first time.

sharonosbourne:

saddeer:

my printer can suck a dick 

what kind of printer do you have

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

probablyharrison:

my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years